Henny Youngman (March 16, 1906 - February 24, 1998) was a comedian famous for "one-liners", short simple jokes usually delivered rapid-fire. His best known one-liner begins, "Take my wife -- please".
... or Jordanis was a 6th century historian. He was an Ostrogoth and was a notary of Gothic kings in Italy. At the time of Justinian, he was a Christian and possibly bishop of ...