Henny Youngman (March 16, 1906 - February 24, 1998) was a comedian famous for "one-liners", short simple jokes usually delivered rapid-fire. His best known one-liner begins, "Take my wife -- please".
... a farmer. He entered the novitiate of the Fathers of the Sacred Heart of Jesus and Mary[?] at Louvain, and was admitted to the religious profession on October 7, 1860. ...