Comic Book Guy (The Simpsons)

"Comic Book Guy" (voiced by Hank Azaria) is the fat, hirsute, surly, virginal proprietor of Springfield's "The Android's Dungeon" comic book store on The Simpsons animated series, known for his sarcastic[?] quips to customers. He holds a master's degree in folklore and mythology. His catchphrase is the declaration "worst _____ ever!"

A noted science fiction buff, he has a bumper sticker[?] that reads "MY OTHER CAR IS A MILLENNIUM FALCON", given to him by a Harrison Ford-lookalike. He wears prescription pants. He also owns a T-shirt that says "C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN" He is a fan of the comic strip Hi & Lois. His store contains a section full of illegal videos. He was once romantically involved with Principal Skinner's mother Agnes.

"I must hurry back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them!"

See: Characters from The Simpsons