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Yo Mama Joke

"Yo Mama" jokes probably originated in African-American stand-up comedy.

Examples:

Yo Mama is so fat...

  • when I said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a spoon and ran out the door!
  • when she hauls ass, she needs help!
  • when she wears a red dress, people yell "hey, Kool-aid!"
  • her favorite food is seconds!
  • when she goes to the zoo, elephants throw HER peanuts!
  • when she jumps into the air, she gets stuck!

Yo Mama is so old...

  • when God said "let there be light", she flipped the switch!



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