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Wikipedia:Wikipediholics in denial

Please note: This page is intended as a bit of light relief for devotees of the Wikipedia. It is in no way intended to show disrespect for 12-step programs or to those people genuinely suffering from addictions who have found solace and recovery in such programmes.

Hello, my name is User:JohnOwens... err, I mean, John Owens... and I'm not a wikipediholic, I just know I'm not! And no, I'm not going anywhere near the Are You a Wikipediholic Test.

Of course not, you fool. There is no such thing as a wikipediholic. Whatever it is it doesn't exist. Everyone knows that. And if there was, we wouldn't be one. Tannin

It's just a hobby. I can quit whenever I want. Tim Starling

I'm only here because my friends made me go. I have no problems, unlike you sick addicts. I'll be gone by the end of the week! (repeat weekly) --cprompt

Two weeks ago my wife and I got a dog. That means, I HAVE TO leave the computer now from time to time to go out with the dog. This has absolutely nothing to do with working too long hours on Wikipedia... Fantasy (and by the way, just because my wife denied me the right to speake about Wikipedia in her presence has nothing to do with speaking all the time about it...)

I can't be... I'm only here 3 weeks. The test is broken. Jimregan

See also Confessed Wikipediholics, Wikipediholic

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