Wikipedia:Even more bad jokes and other deleted nonsense

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From bulldog bat:

The bulldog bat is descended from the well-known species of dog. The point at which it diverged from the order Carnivora is unknown; however, Pleistocene fossils show the transitory stage, in which the bulldog began to develop recurved teeth and vestigal wings. The prominent facial features of the bulldog are still recognizable on the bulldog bat. However, the ears have modified and become more suitable for receiving ultrasonic echolocation, which is believed to have developed in a freak accident involving a botched larynx surgery. The evolutionary process from bulldog to bulldog bat still occurs today. It appears to be a spontaneous development; many pet owners have been taken aback by the sudden appearance of wings on their beloved canines.

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From sound: Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

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From Friederike Mayrocker[?]: You can delete this, hon, I'm getting an orgy from Friederike Mayrocker. Come on, delete this page, ya know ya want to!

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From Chicken: Chickens can also be very dangerous at times and when angered they can pose a serious threat to one's life.

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From WikiWiki: Alternatively, it is used to describe the smoking of marijuana, or more commonly, fake marijuana, soaked in embalming fluid.

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From World economy: (Note: All exports, imports, debts and economic aid listed are between nations on Earth. There are currently no significant extraterrestrial imports or exports.)

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From Adjustment[?]: An adjustment is the application of specific scientific procedures for the sole purpose of safely correcting subluxation

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From Vauxhall Corsa: The Vauxhall Corsa was the successor to the Nova. Popularly driven by retired ladies and hairdressers, it featured one spoiler on top of the other, and a mickey-mouse exhaust which would spontaneously fall off, causing the owner to have no choice but to fit a cheaper, more loud and shiny one. Corsas can be seen in their natural habitat, on their roofs in a ditch surrounded by livestock and insurance assessors.