User:PhatJew

I am a Jew and I am Phat. Of course, there are many old fogies[?] who don't realize that Phat is actually a good thing as opposed to fat. They also tend to forget that there is no shame whatsoever in being a Jew. Then, their politically correct white guilt[?] kicks in, and they feel offended. Tough noogies on them.

It also works well with my real name, which I am not going to tell you. So, neiner!