No Compute

Artist: Funkadelic

Title of album: Cosmic Slop

Year of first release: 1973

Trivia:

The song is upbeat and keyboard-driven.

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Songwriters: George Clinton, Garry Shider

Memorable Lyrics:

• "...I slid into my copping haberdashery/And gave into the original jones: sex."
• "The hornies occupied my being"
• "She screamed and said, 'Are you asking to make love to me?'/I said, 'Is pig what's in pork?'"

Complete lyrics at the Motherpage (http://www.duke.edu/~tmc/motherpage/lyrics_funkadelic/lyr-cslop#lyr-s-compute)

The singer awakens from a wet dream horny, and goes in search of a sexual partner. He finds a woman, who agrees but express worry over the possibility of getting pregnant. The singer says "spit don't make babies" and the woman agrees. Afterwards, her wig is half-off, and the singer has "the filthies." Some interpret this to mean the woman was a transvestite.

Personnel:

• Lead Vocals: George Clinton

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