"It is good that I litter because this allows the custodian[?] to have a job."
or
"It is good that I murder so that cops can find employment."
... As of the census of 2000, there are 5,400 people, 1,693 households, and 1,286 families residing in the town. The population density is 387.5/km² (1,003.8/mi²). ...