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Groucho Marx

Julius Henry Marx, known as Groucho Marx, (October 2, 1890-August 19, 1977), was a comedian and frontman for the Marx Brothers.

The Marx family grew up on the Upper East Side of New York City, in a small Jewish neighborhood sandwiched between Irish/German and Italian neighborhoods. Leonard Marx, the oldest Marx brother, developed the "Italian" accent he used as "Chico" to convince some roving bullies that he was Italian, not Jewish.

The Marxes had ancestors who had done traveling theater in Europe, and their mother was eager to put them on the stage.

Groucho Marx developed a routine as a wise-cracking chicken-walking man with a greasepaint mustache[?], improvising insults to stuffy grande dames who stood in his way. He and his brothers starred in a series of movies and stage shows, often departing from the scripts they were working with.

Late in his life, Groucho was the host of the television program You Bet Your Life.

Groucho Marx died on August 19, 1977 and was interred in the Eden Memorial Park Cemetery[?] in Mission Hills, California.

Quotes attributed to Groucho Marx:

  • "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
  • "Room service? Send up a larger room."
  • "Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."
  • "He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."
  • "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
  • "A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five."
  • "From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it."
  • "Ice Water? Get some onions - that'll make your eyes water!"
  • "You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?"
  • "You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it."
  • "A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
  • "Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?"
  • "Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse."
  • "Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."
  • "I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book."
  • "I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
  • "If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you."
  • "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." -- for which the Groucho Club[?] in London was named.
  • "It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all."
  • "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
  • "Either he's dead or my watch has stopped."
  • "Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than she ever did."
  • "Women should be obscene and not heard."
  • "Time wounds all heels."
  • "Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!"
  • "Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
  • "As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife."
  • "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
  • "Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

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