Famous non-quotation

It may not be known how these phrases came about, but when possible their type of origin is noted in this way:

• [P] Parody or satire of the original.
• [C] A corruption (probably accidental) of the original phrase which became better known than the original.
• [M] A deliberate misquoting or made-up quote intended to discredit the alleged speaker.
• [A] Attributed to a well-known person to improve the appearance of the phrase or the person.

A detailed explanation of each of these would be desirable, but it should go on the speaker's page, rather than on this page. That is, information about a mis-quote of Al Gore should be found under Al Gore.

• "Let them eat cake!" — Marie Antoinette [M]
• "I cannot tell a lie. It was I who chopped down the cherry tree." — George Washington [A]
• "Judy, Judy, Judy!" — Cary Grant [P]
• "Just the facts, Ma'am." — Jack Webb as Sgt. Friday on Dragnet [C]
• "Beam me up, Scotty." — William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek [C]
• "Play it again, Sam." — Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine in Casablanca [C]
• "Oooh, you dirty rat!" — James Cagney [C]
• "I am not a crook!" — Richard Nixon [C]
• "Come up and see me some time." — Mae West [C]
• "Elementary, my dear Watson." — Sherlock Holmes [C]
• "I invented the Internet." — Al Gore [M]
• "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong" (and variations on this theme) — Edward A. Murphy, Jr. [C]
• "Religion is the opiate of the people" — Karl Marx [C]

See also famous quotations.