Chris Bailey

"Formerly a superstar in the Australian Rock Industry, Chris has now more recently found respectability as a Senior Solicitor plying his trade in The West Midlands, England, where he is famous as a local icon for his uncanny ability to survive only on a strict diet of licorice comfits and Moet & Chandon.

Chris recently earned international recognition for his entertaining & visually mesmerising guitar-twanging version of "Let Me Accompany You" to the toilet and is currently locked in intense negotiations with EMI over Royalty payments for his solo album "Bails plays the Spoons"."

[This mildly amusing entry has very little to do with the facts. :-)]